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sexualthorientation:

phreckles reblogged your post so i left my work desk to go get mail … and added:

was it my dad?

NO THANK GOD

(i mean i’m totally cool with your dad but no it wasn’t him thank goodness he already thinks i’m bonkers and he’s right but you know)

Honey he’s lived with me for 21 years, you honestly have nothing to worry about. (Ps I miss you :( )

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sexualthorientation:

so i left my work desk to go get mail and i’ve been sort of working on a graphic thing so i’ve got the shot of thor and loki from avengers when thor’s got him by the neck an d shit

anyway i thought i’d changed windows when i left but apparently i did not because just now someone came by and…

was it my dad?

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People tell me I look mournful. They say, “Cheer up, Dan, it’s not that bad!” Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I’m a happy person.
People tell me I look mournful. They say, “Cheer up, Dan, it’s not that bad!” Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I’m a happy person.

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chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 

Life (2009)

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starchiishio:

I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING

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SO KUSHINA AND MINATO ARE OBVIOUSLY HAVING SOME CHAMPAGNE FOR NARUTO’S BDAY THAT’S PRETTY DANG CUTE

BUT NARUTO’S??? IT’S DIFFERENT HM WONDER WHY I MEAN OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT HE IS TOO YOUNG TO HAVE ALCOHOL

BUT WHATS THIS

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NARUTO IS DRINKING MILK OUT OF A CHAMPAGNE GLASS LIKE HIS PARENTS

HOW FUCKING CUTE AND REAL IS THAT AAAAAAA  NARUTO YOU DORK

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4gifs:

Parrot makes it rain. [video]

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There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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midnightrobber:

walk up to the club like what up

midnightrobber:

walk up to the club like what up

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disneymoviesandfacts:

The shot of Andy’s Buzz Lightyear climbing up the display only to encounter the new Buzz Lightyear standing tall  in Toy Story 2 resembles the one of Woody climbing up Andy’s bed only to encounter the original Buzz standing tall in Toy Story.

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disneymoviesandfacts:

At one point, while the toys are in Al’s Toy Barn in Toy Story 2, Mr. Potato Head views Rex, chasing after the car, in a rearview side mirror, which parodies a scene in Jurassic Park, when the T-rex chases after the crew in a jeep. Additionally, the phrase made famous in Jurassic Park, “Objects in mirrors are closer than they appear,” is also visible on the mirror of the car that the toys drive in the store.

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disneymoviesandfacts:

Despite a clear obsession with Woody’s Roundup, Al never actually says the name “Woody” at any point in Toy Story 2.

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kuneria:

Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known.

Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling at people.

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"Frankly put. I am a FAKE GEEK GUY. I admit it. I like geek stuff, but I don’t love geek stuff. Not the way most geeks do. I’m an interloper on the geek scene. I’ve seen the movies, but I don’t know the canon. I am not a true fan.

All those things about not really loving the source material and “just watching the movies” or only reading the one book that everyone has read. That—all of that—applies to me.

But here are some things that have never happened to me. I have never been quizzed about who Data’s evil brother is to prove I like Star Trek. I have never had to justify my place in a midnight line to see Spider-man II by knowing who took up the mantle of Spider-man after Peter Parker’s death. (Peter Parker dies? Really? That’s so sad!) I have never had to explain who Nightwing is in order to participate in a conversation about Batman. (Nightwing is like….Robin on steroids, right?) I have never been asked how battle meditation works in order to voice my opinion that Enterprise shields would probably make a fight with Star Wars technology one sided. (Battle meditation is something that was in that Jedi role playing game, wasn’t it?) I have never had to beat everybody in the room (twice) at Mario Kart to prove I liked video games. I have never had my gender “honorarily” changed by having enough geek interests to be accepted (“you’re one of the guys now”). No one has ever insisted I tell them the difference between a tank and DPS in an MMORPG before allowing me to discuss raiding Molten Core. I have never been dismissed as a faker at a prequel screening because I didn’t know which admiral came out of light speed too close to the planet’s surface in The Empire Strikes Back. I have never been quizzed about Armor Class in order to get past someone who was blocking my path to the back of a game store where my friends were waiting at the tables. I have never been told I’m not a real fan. I have never been shamed for coming to a convention despite my lack of esoteric knowledge. And I have never, ever, EVER been invited to leave a fandom because I didn’t like [whatever it was] enough.

Every one of the things I have listed, I have personally witnessed happen. To women.

That’s not elitism. That’s sexism."

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